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round and round it goes
 
 
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

Roast chicken!

national bird
 
 
Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?
The spread eagle!
winnie the pooh
 
 
Question: Why does Tigger smell?

Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!

snail heads for the daytona tracks
 
 
There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, "Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail."

The Snail was okay with this is so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!

As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled "WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!"


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