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mixed breed
 
 
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!

green and jumpy
 
 
What is green and jumps from bed to bed?

A prostitoad.

bells on cows
 
 
Why do they put bells on cows?

Because their horns don't work!

what came first...
 
 
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?

A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.


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