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SKIPPED CHURCH LATELY?
One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. 
When in the woods he came upon a bear.    He started running, and he ran for a while until all of a sudden he tripped over a tree root.    At this moment he was almost face to face with the bear.  He dropped to his knees and said,  'Dear Lord, if there is one wish I would want for you to give me it would be to make this bear a Christian.'

  And at that instant…the bear halted to a stop and dropped to his knees and said,  'Dear Lord, thank you for the food I am about to receive!'