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this little piggy
 
 
Five little pigs walk into a bar. The first pig asks the bartender for a beer. The pig finishes the beer and asks where the bathroom is.

The second pig goes up to the bartender and asks for two beers. The second pig finishes the two beers and asks where the bathroom is.

The third and fourth pig go up to the bartender and ask for three and four beers. After finishing their beers, they ask where the bathroom is.

The fifth pig goes up to the bar, but before he can order, the bartender says, "You don't have to say anything, you want five beers, right?"

The fifth pig says to him, "Right, but I'm the pig that goes wee wee all the way home.

whale's tale
 
 
What do you get when you cross a blue whale and a sperm whale? I don't know but you got a little something on your chin there.
big noses
 
 
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers

lightbulb flies
 
 
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only two, but I don't know how they got in there!

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