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fox into bulldog
 
 
How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?

Marry her.

lab monkeys
 
 
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?

Rhesus Pieces.
dog crossing
 
 
Why did the dog cross the road?

He saw some dog food.

centipede and parrot
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie.

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