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elephantitis
 
 
What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?

An elephant in a plastic bag.

charging elephant
 
 
How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card!

the answer
 
 
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed when the chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
pegasus, we hardly knew ye
 
 
Why did God stop making pegasuses?

Because it took too long to clean their crap off his windshield.


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