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snakeskin punny
What kind of condoms do snakes use?


respecting the first lady
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'

bees pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?

A: At the BP station.

winnie the pooh
Question: Why does Tigger smell?

Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!

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