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yo mama's so stupid...penguin
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin and yelled, 'Fly! Fly!!'
three drunk men
 
 
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, 'Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.'

The second guy said, 'Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.'

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.'

Then the first guy said, 'No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

heffahump
 
 
How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?
Whack him off!
hedgehog, giraffe, dental hygeine
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.

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