Animals jokes

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands. They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, “Okay, we'll give him one more try. We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!”

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?

A: A two-ton pick-up.

If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?

A bloody big cricket.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster clucks defiance.