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tasties in a half shell
 
 
Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.
my first time
 
 
My First Time

The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone,
Just her and I.

Her hair so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran me fingers,
down her spine.

I didnt know how,
I tried my best,
To touch her breast.

I remembered my fear,
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart,
And when she did,
I felt no shame.

All at once,
The white stuff came out!

At last. It's finished.
It's all over...

My first time,

Milking a cow.

bunny love
 
 
Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?

Because they have cotton balls.

elephant and man
 
 
What did the elephant say to the naked man?

'It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?'


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