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heffahump
 
 
How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?
Whack him off!
what's purple...tree
 
 
Q. What's purple and leaps from tree to tree?
A. Squirrel!

Q. Then why is it purple?
A. It choked on a nut...'

lawyer vs. water fowl
 
 
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?

A: Stick his bill up his ass.

elephant and prostitute
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?

A: A two-ton pick-up.


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