Animals jokes

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands. They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, “Okay, we'll give him one more try. We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!”

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only two, but I don't know how they got in there!

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

What did the cat say to the mouse?

"The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"