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mixed breed
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!

legless poodle
What do you call a poodle with no legs?

A spoonge.

How did the bee hurt his back?
He fell off his honey!
green and jumpy
What is green and jumps from bed to bed?

A prostitoad.

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