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catching rabbits
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way.

gum crossing
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom.

genetic manipulation for good, not evil
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
Drumsticks for everybody!
cow and her apples
A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.
"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples."
"But this is a pine tree!"
"I know. I brought my own apples."

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