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elephant tampon
 
 
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?

A: A sheep.

round and round it goes
 
 
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

Roast chicken!

national bird
 
 
Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?
The spread eagle!
winnie the pooh
 
 
Question: Why does Tigger smell?

Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!


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