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shark attack
 
 
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

totally bats
 
 
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.

The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."

After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"

Other bat says, "I didn't."

the duck and the condom
 
 
Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, "We don't have any condoms. I'll call room service." So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, 'OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?' 'No,' he says, 'I'll suffocate!'
beer nuts vs. deer nuts
 
 
How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
The Beer Nuts are about a dollar fifty and the Deer Nuts are under a Buck

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