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the duck and the condom
 
 
Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, "We don't have any condoms. I'll call room service." So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, 'OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?' 'No,' he says, 'I'll suffocate!'
polar bears
 
 
What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
Polar bear babies.
what did the fish say when he ran into the ...
 
 
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

DAM!

vampire blood bath
 
 
Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city.

One night, one said to a another, “I'm so hungry. I'm going to go get something.”

“No don't! We have to wait for the others!”

“I don't care.” And off he went.

About 30 minutes later, he came back and was covered in blood.

The other vampire bat asked, “WHOA!! Where did you find all that blood?”

“You really want to see?” asked the bloody one. “Follow me.”

So the first bat leads the other bat to the city and points to a large black building and asks, “Do you see that building?”

“Yes,” came the reply.

To that the first says, “Well, I didn't.”

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