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cricket
 
 
If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?

A bloody big cricket.

something men can't get...
 
 
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?

Because they are all PIGS!

snake bite
 
 
"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake.

"Why?" asked the second.

"Because I just bit my lip."

beer nuts vs. deer nuts
 
 
How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
The Beer Nuts are about a dollar fifty and the Deer Nuts are under a Buck

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