Animals jokes

Jokes » animals » humor 57

Animals


mouse hole
 
 
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his friend says. "All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes." "That's it?" the guy asked. "I'll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents."

About a week later the guy gets a call. "How's it going with the mice, buddy?" "Not so good, dude." "What's the problem?" his friend asks. "To be honest, I'm having a lot of trouble holding their little legs apart."

cricket
 
 
If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?

A bloody big cricket.

ford hippovan
 
 
How do you get a hippopotamus in a mini-van?

Kick one of the elephants out.

something men can't get...
 
 
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?

Because they are all PIGS!


Page 58 of 155     «« Previous | Next »»