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ford hippovan
 
 
How do you get a hippopotamus in a mini-van?

Kick one of the elephants out.

something men can't get...
 
 
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?

Because they are all PIGS!

the duck and the condom
 
 
Two honeymooning ducks are staying in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, "We don't have any condoms. I'll call room service." So he calls and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, 'OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?' 'No,' he says, 'I'll suffocate!'
beer nuts vs. deer nuts
 
 
How can you tell the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
The Beer Nuts are about a dollar fifty and the Deer Nuts are under a Buck

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