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baptism is not for everyone
 
 
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.
jungle poker
 
 
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.
lice-nse to ill
 
 
What do you call lice on a bald man's head?

Homeless.

bull
 
 
What is another name for a masturbating bull?

Beef Strokinoff.


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