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baptism is not for everyone
 
 
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.
jungle poker
 
 
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.
chicken...underwear
 
 
Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces!

lice-nse to ill
 
 
What do you call lice on a bald man's head?

Homeless.


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