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how do you catch?
 
 
How do you catch a unique animal?

You 'neak up on it.

chicken joke: dirty!
 
 
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?
A dirty double crosser
animals in the fridge!
 
 
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.

4) There is a river you must cross. But it is filled with crocodiles. How do you manage it?
You swim across -- all the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

jungle poker
 
 
Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.

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