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gone with the schwinn
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?
They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.
dog fishin'
What kind of fish does a dog catch?


best goldfish joke ever!
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."
just browsing
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing. The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."

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