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ford hippovan
 
 
How do you get a hippopotamus in a mini-van?

Kick one of the elephants out.

snake bite
 
 
"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake.

"Why?" asked the second.

"Because I just bit my lip."

polar bears
 
 
What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
Polar bear babies.
ba ba black sheep
 
 
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."


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