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pegasus, we hardly knew ye
 
 
Why did God stop making pegasuses?

Because it took too long to clean their crap off his windshield.

baboon face
 
 
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
blonde bird watcher
 
 
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, 'Look, a dead bird.'

And the blonde looks up and says, 'Where?'

cricket
 
 
If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?

A bloody big cricket.


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