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baboon face
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
blonde bird watcher
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, 'Look, a dead bird.'

And the blonde looks up and says, 'Where?'

Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?

A bloody big cricket.

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