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double-parked frog
 
 
What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad

big noses
 
 
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers

doe in the woods
 
 
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?

A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.

mouse hole
 
 
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his friend says. "All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes." "That's it?" the guy asked. "I'll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents."

About a week later the guy gets a call. "How's it going with the mice, buddy?" "Not so good, dude." "What's the problem?" his friend asks. "To be honest, I'm having a lot of trouble holding their little legs apart."


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