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pegasus, we hardly knew ye
Why did God stop making pegasuses?

Because it took too long to clean their crap off his windshield.

baboon face
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
blonde bird watcher
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, 'Look, a dead bird.'

And the blonde looks up and says, 'Where?'

If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?

A bloody big cricket.

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