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thanksgiving turkey
 
 
One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!"

Without hesitation my freind knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, 'He gave you the bird!"

doe in the woods
 
 
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?

A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.

polar bears
 
 
What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
Polar bear babies.
shark attack
 
 
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


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