Animals jokes

Jokes » animals » humor 54

Animals


thanksgiving turkey
 
 
One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!"

Without hesitation my freind knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, 'He gave you the bird!"

broken cage
 
 
What did the bird say after his cage broke?

"Cheap, cheap!"

doe in the woods
 
 
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?

A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.

ba ba black sheep
 
 
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."


Page 55 of 155     «« Previous | Next »»