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shark attack
 
 
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

big noses
 
 
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers

dead ant
 
 
Q:What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?
A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.......
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?
A: It stepped on the ant and then said DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT....
what drug was the duck on...
 
 
What drug was the duck on?

Qwack!


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