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bar... duckman
 
 
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "May I help you, sir?"

The duck says, "Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."

big noses
 
 
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers

fishy
 
 
A fish hit its head on a cement wall.
"Dam."
broken cage
 
 
What did the bird say after his cage broke?

"Cheap, cheap!"


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