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dead ant
 
 
Q:What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?
A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.......
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?
A: It stepped on the ant and then said DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT....
broken cage
 
 
What did the bird say after his cage broke?

"Cheap, cheap!"

doe in the woods
 
 
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?

A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.

polar bears
 
 
What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
Polar bear babies.

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