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what is red and green?
 
 
What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender
first day of school
 
 
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

chicken in the road
 
 
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
It wanted to lay it on the line.
curious george
 
 
What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George broke a glass or a plate?

Spank his monkey.


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