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hedgehog, giraffe, dental hygeine
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
mad dog!
 
 
What do you call a dog that hears voices?

A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!
hit and run
 
 
What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and Brittney Spears dead on the road?
There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.
wok-a-doo
 
 
Do you know what a wok is?

It's something you throw at a wabbit.


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