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elephant and man
What did the elephant say to the naked man?

'It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?'

what are ya, chicken?
Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To show the blonde how!

squirrel kickin' back
Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.

late again
A kid was late for school one day.

"I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher.

"Couldn't your father have done that?"

"Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

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