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donkey and onion
 
 
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
ducks and elephants
 
 
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burning ducks.

birdie poem
 
 
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
jumping rope
 
 
Two teenagers were walking through a park when they saw two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious.

"What are they doing?" asked the girl.

"They're jumping rope," said the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you how someday."

"I think I want you to teach me now," said the girl. So the two went behind some bushes and started getting it on. When the boy had his pants down, the girl asked what that was behind his "rope."

"That," said the boy, "that's my knot."

"Well," said the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope."


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