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snakeskin punny
 
 
What kind of condoms do snakes use?

Anacondoms!

jam out, adam ant!
 
 
Why do ants dance on jam jars?

Because the jar says 'twist to open.'

hedgehog, giraffe, dental hygeine
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
mad dog!
 
 
What do you call a dog that hears voices?

A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!

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