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raven and dog
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

a ton of pinching?
 
 
What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?

An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo!

yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, she took her driver's test on a T-Rex!
kangaroo + leap year =
 
 
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?

A leap year!


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