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national bird
 
 
Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?
The spread eagle!
pet zebra
 
 
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot!

shop at walrusmart
 
 
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

don't got milk?
 
 
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A milkdud!

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