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HOW TO CLEAN A CAT
1. Throughly clean the toilet. 
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the    toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry    him towards the bathroom. 
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the    toilet and close both lids. You may need to    stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.    CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too    close to the edge, as his paws will be    reaching out for any purchase they can find. 
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This    provides a 'powerwash and rinse' which I have    found to be quite effective. 
6. Have someone to open the door to the outside    and ensure that there are no people between    the toilet and the outside door. 
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,      and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the    toilet, and run outside where he will dry    himself.                       
Sincerely, the Dog