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nasty eskimo
 
 
A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire.
So the man said, "You blow a seal?"

And the Eskimo responded "No. That's just frost on my mustache."

don't welsh on me
 
 
Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep push back harder!
isn't she lucky?
 
 
Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

who dun it?
 
 
You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and you take the credit.

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