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cow bells
 
 
Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

gone with the schwinn
 
 
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?
They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.
dog fishin'
 
 
What kind of fish does a dog catch?

Catfish.

best goldfish joke ever!
 
 
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

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