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don't got milk?
 
 
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A milkdud!
you do not have to oil animals
 
 
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!
a zoo story
 
 
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.

The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."

Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.

The policeman stops the guy and says, "What on earth are you doing with that sheep?"

The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I'm taking him to the movies."

bear it all
 
 
A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day and asks, "Dad, am I a pure polar bear—you know, not part black bear, brown bear, or grizzly bear?" "Why no, son. You come from a long line of proud and strong polar bears. Why do you ask?" "Because I'm really really cold."

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