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clinton hijinx
 
 
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"
bunnies and carrots
 
 
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots???
A: Bunny farts!
the chicken was never this clever
 
 
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the Shell station

for my next trick...
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?

A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.


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