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blonde test
 
 
If a rooster's on top of a barn door and lays an egg, does the egg fall on the north or the south side?

Roosters don't lay eggs, stupid!

the mystery of the humming bees
 
 
Why do bees hum?

Because they don't know the words.

a snail owned a car...
 
 
A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".
gangs of new york part ii
 
 
Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet.

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