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mommy, mommy!
 
 
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

a snail owned a car...
 
 
A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".
kitty treat
 
 
What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer's day?
A mice cream cone!
blonde test
 
 
If a rooster's on top of a barn door and lays an egg, does the egg fall on the north or the south side?

Roosters don't lay eggs, stupid!


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