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c'mere pig
 
 
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do!

rednecks' dogs
 
 
Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars...

turtle soup
 
 
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.

"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.

"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"

turtle crossing
 
 
Why did the turtle Cross the road?

To get to the 'Shell' station!


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