'Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!'
'Not now! I'm eating.'
'Oh come on!' said the rabbit. 'It's really important.'
'No way.'
'Please. It's urgent.'
So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.
'Well, rabbit,' he panted. 'What did you want to tell me?'
'Hey, Teddy,' the rabbit began, 'look how many berries are on the other side of the river.'
He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. "Excuse me, sir," says the young man "Do you know what time it is?"
The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing with them.
"Mmmmm, it is about 3:00," the zoo keeper responds.
The young man looks at him in awe, "How did you know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you."
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