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california gay whale
 
 
In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
He's the one that tips the boat and sucks out the 'seamen!'
ants in yer pants
 
 
Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

A: He got pissed off.

bin laid
 
 
How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?

He marks the camels that kick.

mad dog!
 
 
What do you call a dog that hears voices?

A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic!

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