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winnie the pooh
 
 
Question: Why does Tigger smell?

Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!

frog's dream
 
 
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.
The teller tells him, “ Yes, you are.”
The frog replies, “Where? In a bar or at a party?”
The teller says, “In biology class!”
inky pig
 
 
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

the three little pigs
 
 
Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders 10 beers, downs them, and then asks for the bathroom. The second pig orders 15 beers, downs them, and asks for the bathroom. The third pig orders 20 beers, downs them, and then sits there eating peanuts.

"Aren't you going to ask for the bathroom?" asks the bartender.

"Nope. I'm the pig who goes wee-wee-wee all the way home."


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