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what do you get when you cross a scottish...
 
 
What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?

The Dolly Llama.

four worms and a funeral
 
 
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

First worm - dead

Second worm - dead.

Third worm - dead.

Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

a kangaroo walks into a bar. he tells the...
 
 
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of all wounds."

The bartender does not know how he said this, or why.

a gummy problem
 
 
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot

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