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yo mama's so hairy
 
 
Yo' mama so hairy, she was walking down the street and the dog pound picked her up!
get him off me or i'll sue!
 
 
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman pinscher.

something men can't get...
 
 
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?

Because they are all PIGS!

you do not have to oil animals
 
 
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!

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