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shop at walrusmart
 
 
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

get him off me or i'll sue!
 
 
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman pinscher.

snail heads for the daytona tracks
 
 
There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, "Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail."

The Snail was okay with this is so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!

As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled "WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!"

harry potter quiz
 
 
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?


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