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jam out, adam ant!
 
 
Why do ants dance on jam jars?

Because the jar says 'twist to open.'

snail heads for the daytona tracks
 
 
There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, "Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail."

The Snail was okay with this is so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!

As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled "WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!"

yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, she took her driver's test on a T-Rex!
porcupine vs ferrarri
 
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside...

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