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instant cow attraction!
 
 
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?

You hang up a bingo sign!

you and the elephants bond
 
 
You're so fat that when you go to the zoo, the elephants throw you peanuts.
yo mama's a saint
 
 
Yo' mama a saint...a St. Bernard!
ducks or plucks?
 
 
Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little duck.
A: If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one.

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