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fish says, "duuuuude!"
 
 
What does a fish use to get high?

Seaweed!

alex and kermit
 
 
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
Their middle names
technology-enabled amoebas
 
 
How do amoebas keep in touch?

With cell phones.
bovine hijinx
 
 
What do cows do for fun?
They go to MOO-vies!

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