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gum crossing
 
 
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom.

genetic manipulation for good, not evil
 
 
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
Drumsticks for everybody!
cow and her apples
 
 
A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.
"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples."
"But this is a pine tree!"
"I know. I brought my own apples."
chicken ain't chicken
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

'Cause he freakin' felt like it!


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