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shop at walrusmart
 
 
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

don't got milk?
 
 
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A milkdud!
gorilla boogies
 
 
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers!
rover the brick
 
 
A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and humor him. He walks up to the man and says, 'Hello, sir, I like your dog!'

The man looks at the brick, then the policeman, and says, 'It's not a dog, it's a brick.'

The policeman replies, 'Oh, sorry, I thought you were a bit mad,' and walks off rather puzzled.

As the policeman goes out of sight, the man turns to the brick and says, 'That fooled him, didn't it Rover?'


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