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rednecks' dogs
 
 
Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars...

moron
 
 
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
turn on your energizer bunny
 
 
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?

He keeps coming and coming and coming...

cricket
 
 
If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?

A bloody big cricket.


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