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what's purple...tree
Q. What's purple and leaps from tree to tree?
A. Squirrel!

Q. Then why is it purple?
A. It choked on a nut...'

rednecks' dogs
Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars...

pic & sav
What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav?
Cheap, cheap, cheap.
lawyer vs. water fowl
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?

A: Stick his bill up his ass.

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