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fish smoking
 
 
What does a fish smoke?

Sea weed

elephant and prostitute
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?

A: A two-ton pick-up.

fox into bulldog
 
 
How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?

Marry her.

i feel like chicken tonight
 
 
Why did George Bush cross the road?
Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

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