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three strikes you're out
A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."

Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."

apple and worm
What did the apple say to the worm?
You're boring me.
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?

A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

frog crossing road
Why did the frog cross the road?

It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.

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