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kitty treat
 
 
What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer's day?
A mice cream cone!
bar... talking dog
 
 
A dog walks into a bar. He hops up on a bar stool and puts his front paws on the bar. He looks the bartender right in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I'm a talking dog. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink for the talking dog?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Alright. The toilet's right around the corner."

the wonderful thing about tiggers
 
 
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh
gangs of new york part ii
 
 
Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet.

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