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skunk
 
 
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?

It was out of odor!

monkey in a tree
 
 
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

legless dog
 
 
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
one of the worst jokes ever written
 
 
Q: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

A: Because if it had four it would be a sedan!


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