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what did the fish say when he ran into the ...
 
 
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

DAM!

totally bats
 
 
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.

The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."

After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"

Other bat says, "I didn't."

i like long walks on the beach
 
 
Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet today isn't it?"
whale's tale
 
 
What do you get when you cross a blue whale and a sperm whale? I don't know but you got a little something on your chin there.

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