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for my next trick...
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?

A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.

pop a cap in the lion's gluts
 
 
There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral of the story is: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
squirrel kickin' back
 
 
Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?

A: To keep its nuts warm.

yo mama's...easy
 
 
Yo Mama is like a elephant, she rolls on her back for peanuts.

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