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big noses
 
 
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers

the cowboy and his horse
 
 
A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos, intent on killing him. But in their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests. For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman, with whom the cowboy spent the night. The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled "You stupid horse! I said POSSE!"
fish smoking
 
 
What does a fish smoke?

Sea weed

broken cage
 
 
What did the bird say after his cage broke?

"Cheap, cheap!"


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