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blonde bird watcher
 
 
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, 'Look, a dead bird.'

And the blonde looks up and says, 'Where?'

dog w/o wheels
 
 
Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

the blonde fox
 
 
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

mom and dad were trying to console suzie...
 
 
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

"You know," Mom said, "it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie, still crying, said, "What would God want with a dead dog?"


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