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a real watch dog
 
 
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!"

The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around."

doggie no legs
 
 
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

you might be a redneck...deer
 
 
You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately!
peckers
 
 
What can a bird do that a man can't?

Eat with his pecker!


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