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A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing. The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."
there she blows
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
which way?
Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll?

A: No direction: roosters don't lay eggs.

doggone it
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?

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