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gum crossing
 
 
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom.

cow and her apples
 
 
A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.
"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples."
"But this is a pine tree!"
"I know. I brought my own apples."
you do not have to oil animals
 
 
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!
frog crossing road
 
 
Why did the frog cross the road?

It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.


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