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texas transplant
 
 
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day.

"The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, complaining that they didn't work."

They laughed, and then the second cowboy said, "No, the best was when he asked if being a cowboy meant that I was half-cow."

They all laughed louder, and then the third cowboy said, "No, boys, the best was when he tried to milk that steer!"

cow bells
 
 
Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

hit and run
 
 
What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and Brittney Spears dead on the road?
There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.
there she blows
 
 
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

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