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crazy little critters...
 
 
Q. How do crabs leave the hospital?
A. On crotches!
mixed breed
 
 
What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!

lightbulb... mice
 
 
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they're small enough.
thee you in the moth pit
 
 
Why do moths fly with their legs open?

Cause they've got huge mothballs!


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