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fleas
 
 
What do you call 2 fleas on top of a bald head?
Homeless.
that's a buncha bull
 
 
A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were advertising that they served the balls of the bull who lost the bullfight. Intrigued, the man went inside, only to find that where was a six-week waiting list to get to eat the loser's balls. So he signed up and came back six weeks later. When he got his meal, there were two teeny, teeny balls on his plate. He called the waiter over to complain.

"I've waited six weeks for bull balls. What are these?"

"Sir," the waiter said, "the bull doesn't always lose."

wetreating wabbits
 
 
What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards?

A receding hare line.

virgin wool
 
 
Where do you get Virgin Wool?

From an ugly sheep!


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