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wetreating wabbits
 
 
What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards?

A receding hare line.

winnie the pooh
 
 
Question: Why does Tigger smell?

Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!

frog's dream
 
 
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.
The teller tells him, “ Yes, you are.”
The frog replies, “Where? In a bar or at a party?”
The teller says, “In biology class!”
inky pig
 
 
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.


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