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elephant physiology
 
 
Why do elephants have four feet?

Because six inches isn't enough!

lab monkeys
 
 
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?

Rhesus Pieces.
when cats are like men
 
 
  • They are independent.
  • They don't listen.
  • They don't come in when you call.
  • They like to stay out all night.
  • When you are trying to get things done, they want your attention.
  • When they are home, they like to be left alone and sleep.
    • the octo-cow
     
     
    What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

    An animal that can milk itself!


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